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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 12:34

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

They put up a sign reading

Why are breasts attractive?

Next, they tried...

So, the docs changed it to read

Thumbs down again.

The President Is Dead (In Helldivers 2) - Kotaku

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Fans Swoon Over ‘Still Smokin Hot' ’80s Singer, 64, As Band Reunites for the First Time in 40 Years - Yahoo

Still no good.

Loons and Moons

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Why do you think Islam oppresses women when Christianity clearly does it more?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Anthony says 1st HR made better by Red Sox win - ESPN

Still no good

Nuts and Butts

Catatonics & High Colonics

Non dolor et ea quia.

No go.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Freaks and Cheeks

Cosmic rings reveal new planet being born | Space photo of the day for June 11, 2025 - Space

Hysterias & Posteriors

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why do people say African Americans act the way they do because they're poor, when the ones with money act the same?

No, not a chance

No way

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What did your best friend do that ended your friendship?

So they tried

Then came..

Everyone loved it.

In my experience, British people are fat, ugly and arrogant. Why is it and can it be changed?

share office space ...

Just Forget it!

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Unacceptable again!

Another attempt resulted in ...