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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 12:34

Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
Next, they tried...
So, the docs changed it to read
Thumbs down again.
The President Is Dead (In Helldivers 2) - Kotaku
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good.
Loons and Moons
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Why do you think Islam oppresses women when Christianity clearly does it more?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Anthony says 1st HR made better by Red Sox win - ESPN
Still no good
Nuts and Butts
Catatonics & High Colonics
No go.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
Cosmic rings reveal new planet being born | Space photo of the day for June 11, 2025 - Space
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No, not a chance
No way
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What did your best friend do that ended your friendship?
So they tried
Then came..
Everyone loved it.
In my experience, British people are fat, ugly and arrogant. Why is it and can it be changed?
share office space ...
Just Forget it!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Unacceptable again!
Another attempt resulted in ...